CGR: THERE.
CGR: RIGHT THERE.
FMM:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3…FFO: ♪♫♥I'll go cut myself in lonliness.♥♫♪
FFO: ♪♫♥-goes to emo corner-♥♫♪
FMM: LΦΦk at that tan, wεll tintεd $kin~
CGR: *cling* oh noooooooooooooooo
-- FUTURE murderousMelon [FMM] sent you a link so you wouldn't feel like a loner --
CGR: LOOK AT THE KILLER SHAPE HE'S IN.
FFO: ♪♫♥.......................................................................♥♫♪
FFO: ♪♫♥Ummmmmmmm♥♫♪
FMM: LΦΦk at that $lightl¥ $tußßlεd ©hin. Oh plεa$ε, hε'$ ga¥
FMM: tΦtall¥ ga¥
FFO: ♪♫♥I saw this in my schools talent compition. XD♥♫♪
FMM: Φh m¥
CGR: I'M NOT ABOUT TO CELEBRATE.
CGR: THAT EVERY TRAIT COULD INDICATE.
CGR: A TOTALLY STRAIGHT EXPACTIRATE.
CGR: THAT GUY'S NOT GAY, I SAY, "NO WAY!"
FMM: That i$ thε εlεphant in thε rΦΦm
FMM: whilε it i$ rεvεlant tΦ a$$umε
FMM: that a man whΦ wεar$ pεrƒumε
FMM: i$ autΦmati©all¥ radi©all¥ ƒε¥
CGR: BUT LOOK AT HIS QUAFF AND CRISPY LOCKS~
FMM: LΦΦk at hi$ $ilk, tran$lu©εnt $Φ©k$
CGR: IT'S THE ETERNAL PARADOX OF WHAT WE'RE SEEING~
FFO: ♪♫♥WHAT ARE WE SEEING?♥♫♪
CGR: IS HE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?
FFO: ♪♫♥OR EUROPEAN?♥♫♪
FMM: OR EUROPEAN
CGR: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FMM: dun
FMM: dun
CGR: (DAN. DAN. DAN)
FMM: dun
FMM: ...
CGR: GAY, OR EUROPEAN?
-- FUTURE murderousMelon [FMM] pulls a sadface --
FMM: it'$ hard tΦ garantεε
CGR: IS HE GAY OR EUROPEAN?
FFO: ♪♫♥WELL HEY DON'T LOOK AT ME.♥♫♪
FMM: YOU SEE THEY RAISE THEIR BOYS UP DIFFERENT ON THOSE CHARMING FOREIGN PORTS
FMM: thε¥ pla¥ pε©uliar $pΦrt$
FFO: ♪♫♥IN TINY SHIRTS AND TINY SHORTS♥♫♪
CGR: IN SHINY SHIRTS AND TINY SHORTS~ <3
CGR: GAY OR EUROPEAN?
FMM: Ga¥ Φr ƒΦrεign ƒεlla*
CGR: (FUCK)
FFO: ♪♫♥THE ANSWER COULD TAKE WEEKS~♥♫♪
FMM: Whilε thε¥ $a¥ thing$ likε ©haΦ ßεlla~
FFO: ♪♫♥( I think 8D)♥♫♪
FMM: (¥Φu'rε right)
CGR: WHILE THEY KISS YOU ON BOTH CHEEKS
FMM: Oh plεa$ε, ga¥-
FMM: Or EurΦpεan
FMM: SΦ man¥ $hadε$ Φƒ GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
FFO: ♪♫♥Depending on the time of day the french go either way~♥♫♪
CGR: DEPENDING ON THE TIME OF DAY, THE FRENCH GO EITHER WAY ;O
CGR: (FUCK ;3
FFO: ♪♫♥(I LOVE YOU, TOO~)♥♫♪
CGR: (YOU)
FMM: SΦ i$ hε ga¥ Φr εurΦpεan¿
CGR: (UP)
CGR: (THAT)
CGR: (ASS)
FFO: ♪♫♥(-kisses)♥♫♪
FMM: (....)
FFO: ♪♫♥(Say something?)♥♫♪
FMM: (thi$ will ßε an amu$ing ©Φp¥ and pa$tε)
FMM: ga¥ Φr εurΦpεan¿
FMM: ga¥ Φr εurΦpεan¿!
FMM: THERE, RIGHT THERE
FMM: LΦΦk at thε ©Φndε$©εnding $mirk
FFO: ♪♫♥(I am at a loss <3)♥♫♪
FMM: Sεεn it Φn εvεr¥ gu¥ at wΦrk
FFO: ♪♫♥SEATED AT EVERY GUY AT WORK~♥♫♪
FMM: That i$ a mεtrΦ, hεtεrΦ jεrk
FMM: That gu¥'$ nΦt ga¥, I $a¥ "nΦ wa¥"
CGR: THAT IS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
FMM: Whilε it i$ rεvεlant tΦ a$$umε
FFO: ♪♫♥THAT A HOTTIE IN THAT COSTUME♥♫♪
CGR: IS AUTOMATICALLY-RADICALLLYYYYYYY
FMM: i$ autΦmati©all¥ radi©all¥-
FFO: ♪♫♥(Still think I'm getting this all wrong. XD)♥♫♪
FMM: IrΦni©all¥ ©hrΦni©all¥
FMM: ©εrtainl¥ pεrtanial¥¥
FMM: gεnεti©all¥ mεdi©all¥
FFO: ♪♫♥GAY♥♫♪
CGR: OFFICIALLY GAY
FFO: ♪♫♥GAY GAH GAY GAY--♥♫♪
FMM: DAMNIT
CGR: GAY OR EUROPEAN?
CGR: SO STYLISH AND RELAXED.
FMM: Ga¥ Φr EurΦpεan¿
FMM: I think hi$ ©hε$t i$ waxεd
CGR: I THINK HIS CHEST IS WAXED.
FFO: ♪♫♥I THINK HIS CHEST IS WAXED♥♫♪
CGR: (TROLOLOL X3 COMBO)
FFO: ♪♫♥(XDDD)♥♫♪
FMM: (triplε ©ΦmßΦ ƒtw)
CGR: BUT THEY BRING THEIR BOYS UP DIFFERENT THERE.
FMM: It'$ ©ulturall¥ divεr$ε
FMM: It'$ nΦt a ƒa$hiΦn ©ur$ε
FFO: ♪♫♥IT'S NOT A FASHION CURSE♥♫♪
FMM: Iƒ hε wεar$ a kilt
CGR: OR BEARS A PURSE
FFO: ♪♫♥OR BEARS A PURSE♥♫♪
FFO: ♪♫♥(FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)♥♫♪
FMM: Ga¥ Φr ju$t εxΦti©¿
CGR: I STILL CAN'T CRACK THE CODE.
FMM: Hi$ a©©εnt i$ h¥pnΦti©~
FFO: ♪♫♥But his shoes are pointy toed.♥♫♪
CGR: HUH.
CGR: GAY OR EUROPEAN?
FMM: SO MANY SHADES OF GREEEEEY
FFO: ♪♫♥BUT IF HE TURNS OUT STRAIGHT I'M FREE AT 8 ON SATURDAY~♥♫♪
CGR: (OH, I SEE HOW IT IS.)
FMM: SΦ i$ hε ga¥ Φr εurΦpεan¿
FFO: ♪♫♥(-kisses- YOU'RE THE GAY EUROPEAN <3)♥♫♪
CGR: GAY OR EUROPEAN?
FMM: (Φmg, lΦl)
FMM: GAY OR EUO-WAIT A MINUTE
FMM: Givε mε a ©han©ε tΦ ©ra©k thi$ gu¥
FMM: I havε an idεa I'd likε tΦ tr¥
FFO: ♪♫♥Well the floor is yours.♥♫♪
CGR: (IWANNABECARLOS <3)
FMM: SΦ Mr. Argita©Φ$
FMM: Thi$ allεgεd aƒƒair with M$. Windam ha$ ßεεn gΦing Φn ƒΦr...¿
FFO: ♪♫♥2 years♥♫♪
FMM: And ¥Φur ƒir$t namε again i$..¿
FFO: ♪♫♥Micos.♥♫♪
FMM: and ¥Φur ßΦ¥ƒriεnd'$ namε i$...¿
FFO: ♪♫♥Carlos♥♫♪
FFO: ♪♫♥-EPIC COUGH-♥♫♪
FFO: ♪♫♥I'M SORRY I MISUNDERSTAND.♥♫♪
FFO: ♪♫♥YOU SAID BOYFRIEND I THOUGHT YOU MEANT BEST FRIEND.♥♫♪
CGR: ...
FFO: ♪♫♥Carlos is my... best friend...♥♫♪
CGR: YOU BASTARD.
CGR: YOU LYING BASTARD.
CGR: THAT'S IT. I NO COVER FOR YOU NO MORE.
CGR: PEOPLES.
CGR: I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT~
CGR: THIS MAN IS GAY *AND* EUROPEAN~ <3
FMM: GASP
CGR: YYOU'VE GOT TO STOP YOUR BEING A COMPLETELY CLOSET CASE!
CGR: ...*AND NEITHER IS DISGRACE
FMM: (ƒail)
CGR: IT'S ME NOT HER HE'S SEEING~
CGR: NO MATTER WHAT HE SAAAAAAAAAAY~
CGR: I SWEAR HE NEVER EVER EVER SWING THE OTHER WAY
CGR: YOU ARE SO GAY.
CGR: YOU BIG PARFAIT
CGR: YOU FLAMING ONE-MAN CABARET. D:<
FFO: ♪♫♥I'M STRAIGHT!♥♫♪
CGR: YOU WERE NOT YESTERDAY ;3
CGR: SO IF I MAY~
CGR: IT'S WELL TO SAY~~
CGR: HE'S GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~
FMM: AND EUROPEAN
CGR: AND GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~
FMM: AND EUROPEAN~
FFO: ♪♫♥FINE, OKAY. I'M GAY.♥♫♪
CGR: AND GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~
FFO: ♪♫♥.................*♥♫♪
FMM: HUURRRAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
CGR: HOOORAY?
FMM: /ƒinε Φka¥ wε'rε ga¥
FMM: /$hΦt
-- FUTURE murderousMelon [FMM] gives a round of aupplause --
FFO: ♪♫♥-kisses- THAT WAS PERFECT 83... Semi.♥♫♪
CGR: SHUTUP
FFO: ♪♫♥-kisses again- No c:♥♫♪
CGR: I WAS SINGING TO A SONG WHILE TRYING TO SING THAT IN MY HEAD ;3;
FFO: ♪♫♥I'm still not shutting up till you kiss me back >:C♥♫♪
CGR: *kisses back twice* You're a poopie head. >:c
FFO: ♪♫♥-kisses again- Are you sure? c:♥♫♪
CGR: ...Nope c:
-- FUTURE murderousMelon [FMM] goes to forever alone corner --